Few people would question Tony Hawk’s
status as the greatest skater ever. He has
been boarding since he was fourteen. Along the way,
he has invented dozens of unique stunts,
which, of course, fellow skaters have rushed to copy.
He has made a fortune, lost it, and won
it back again. Now he has retired from
competitive skating.
‘Well Tony did you expect such a success?’
‘To tell you the truth I’ve never dreamt of
making a career out of skateboarding.’
‘What has your latest record been?’
‘I have won the X Games in San
Francisco, California.’
‘When was that?’
‘It was June 1999. I did the 900 degree
spin .That means two and a half airborne
rotations off the skateboard ramp.’
‘Was it difficult?’
‘Well, it took me four years of serious
practice.’
Today Hawk’s name can be found on
boards, clothes, and computer games.
Definitely, he has remained the first and
only person who has achieved such a
record.
Kostas Dasios, a restaurant owner from
Patras, Greece, has prepared and cooked
the world’s largest kebab or gyros,
as it is called in Greek. Kostas has put two
tons of pork on a giant skewer, 1.73m
high, in an effort to break the world
record.
‘Kostas! Congratulations! Have you
prepared everything on your own?’
‘No. 32 colleagues have helped me.’
‘How long have you been cooking it?’
‘For 12 hours.’
‘By the way, who was the previous doner
kebap record holder?’
‘Sami Eid, a Lebanese from Cyprus, but
his doner was only measuring 1.51m high.
Come on! Let’s have some of it while it’s
still warm!'
Well, revenge may be a dish best served
cold, but in the case of Kostas, the saying
does not apply.
In Northumberland, England nothing
excites the locals as much as a good ferret
race. Our last record holder is a pet and
here is Mrs. Adams the owner of Warhol,
the ferret.
‘What record has he achieved?’
‘He has run the 33 feet tube race in 22
seconds at the Ferret Racing Championship
in Northern England. He has managed to
beat 150 other entrants and become a
champion.’
‘Obviously Warhol has won his fifteen
minutes of fame!’
‘That’s true!’
‘Tell me, how long have you had Warhol?’
‘I bought him two years ago.’
‘Is it difficult to keep a ferret as a pet?’
‘Not at all! Actually, I strongly recommend
to keep a pet like this because it is the
most loving, playful and anti-depressant
pet you can ever keep at home.’